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Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes "Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender "Make me a zombie"..he said "God beat me to it." Rodney Dangerfield, can't get no respect "The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of scotch" WC Fields, respected drunk ass "Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya" The Beach Boys, got paid a ton of money to make a song about the tropics […]
Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” Woody Allen, should know that considering he left his wife for her adopted Chinese daughter “I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.” Orson Welles, ate a lot of fucking peanuts “I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.” Gore Vidal, Fuck yeah […]
Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “I used to be the fast food connoisseur, and now I’ve really lost my taste for it.” Holly Madison, has giant fake tits “It seems as though there’s a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and believe me, I think it’s very tasty food.” Regis Philbin, doesn’t give a fuck what you think “We don’t wolk. We overeat because we’ve […]
Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “Love is a serious mental disease” Plato, not to be confused with Forko or Spoono “Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease” Bill Maher, has been comedy free since 2003 “The remedy is worse than the disease” Francis Bacon, said that to every girl he nailed In a lot of ways last night’s episode could be compared to the Hulk Hogan movie […]
Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “Where there is charity and wisdom, there is neither fear nor ignorance.” St. Francis of Assisi, brah knew charity “Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.” Yogi Berra, despite being a Yankee was a good dude “The royalties from my albums continue to support my charity work.” Cat Stevens, yeah I still call him Cat Stevens C: […]
Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that’s what matters to me.” Steve Jobs, probably still ended up being the richest man in the cemetery “I’m a guy’s guy. I don’t comb my hair unless I have to, and I don’t use lotion or fancy shampoos” Ashton Kutcher, currently at Sephora […]
Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like ‘Oh, Shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining” Glenn Beck, actually said this in 2005 “Satan’s mentally challenged younger brother” Stephen King, talking about Glenn Beck “I SAID WHOSE BEEN PUTTING OUT THEIR KOOLS ON MY FLOOR!!!!” Billy Ray Valentine, this will make sense later, I […]
