-Getting married is great; it’s like a funeral, but you’re still alive and people give you envelopes full of money.
-The lone sane voice on this whole Ebola things comes from….Fox News?
-Are we criminalizing normal adolescent behavior?
-Weird goat sacrifice in the parking lot next door.
-Leave the past in the past: stop rebooting beloved sitcoms.
-Guy who refuses to get license wonders why girlfriend doesn’t want to see him.
-Dueling headlines sums up the Ferguson debate perfectly.