Brett Scallions from Fuel got a chance to sit down with Jonny Reinhardt on the phone. They had a great conversation about The Big Night Out Tour, coming to the Macomb Theater July 25th, some of Brett’s favorite Detroit memories and more!! Download the latest episode of See The Muzic News below!
Fuel, along with Lit, Alien Ant Farm, Hoobastank & Kaleido a 5 peice Rock/Pop band from Detroit, are set to tear up The Macomb Theatre this July 25.
Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes
“Yeah, we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun.”
John Lennon, did not think that this would get him shot
“The sun is gone but I have a light.”
Kurt Cobain, totally knew that this would get him shot
“The Sun is new each day”
Heraclitus, hahahahahah “clitus” bwahahahahahahaha
“A pelvis thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I fuck like a beast.”
Blackie Lawless, totally wore a circular saw blade as a codpiece
SOMEONE PLEASE COME HELP ME!!!! I’M TRAPPED IN A STUDIO, STUCK IN A CHAIR SWABBED IN MIKE PARSONS’ ASS SWEAT!!!!! OLIN HAS THE CRAZY EYES…THE CRAZY EYEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!
Yeah. The summer has officially begun and Tap studio’s celebrated by being as HOT AS THE MUTHA ERFIN’ SUN! Literally dripping sweat to the point where I had to wipe down my arms to not drop sweat beads into the mixer and fry the board. If you think I’m a liar then fuck you madam just ask Samuel L “Action Jackson” Thomas, The Force, Olin Ezra or Drew Parfitt (Next Wave Media Lab) because they were all there and will testify to the hotness. Also, to my hotness. Maybe that’s why it was so hot. Olin and I did wear tank tops that day and my arms are a sexy beet red up until mid-bicep where they get fish belly white…..mmmmmmmmm sexxxy.
So what’s with all the yogurt lately? I spent most of my weekend indoors breathing sweet A/C fumes and watching television and every 2nd commercial was about yogurt…they made yogurt that makes you poop. Was that really a market share we were missing out on? Poop Yogurt? And now Greek yogurt? John Fuckin Stamos is gonna nab my special lady with his swarthy eyebrows and thick white creamy yogurt! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SPECIAL LADY FRIEND JOHN STAMOS!!!!
I once dated some Greek yogurt and it is totally true what they say…you get anal access.
So last week Sam and I started beer betting on the weekend box office results. Coming soon we will have tickets to give away to local shows or band swag or something but right now it’s only head-to-head competition. Last week we chose Monsters University (James T.) vs. World War Z (Sammy Da Bee) and Monsters U won out with $82 million on it’s opening weekend. World War Z made $66 million which doesn’t even cover the cost of make up for Brad Pitt’s pretty boy face. It sounds like a joke but sadly I think it’s true. Here is this weeks choices…
THE HEAT. Starring Sandra Bullock (4th mention on the show in 2 weeks) as an uptight FBI agent who teams up with a bulldyke-y cop from Boston played by Melissa McCarthy. Essentially this is a buddy cop movie with chicks. Bullock plays Murtagh and McCarthy plays Riggs with more mullet. I play a man disinterested in seeing this movie…it has a 2 hour runtime! There isn’t enough boob punches and fart jokes to keep this movie chugging along for 2 hours.
WHITE HOUSE DOWN. A paramilitary group attacks the White House and it’s up to Channing Tatum as John Cale to save President James Sawyer played by Jamie Foxx. This movie is completely unbelievable. I mean, come on. A BLACK president? Who the fuck is going to believe that America elected a blac…hold on…getting a email…. what now?…. oh we have one of those….Barrack Hussein Obama?…shit…so yeah, as I was saying this movie is one of those films that plays as close to reality as possible, giving the filmgoer a great experience while you watch the visual screenplay unfold like a map..and I’m just typing to make you forget I didn’t know we had a black president. ANYWAY, big budget blow em up with Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum throwing funny one liners at each other like sorority girls in a pillow fight. Wait, can we just film sorority pillow fights? That’s quite an idea. I mean we could make a lot of money…wait…getting another email….Hustler Films XXX?….dammit!!!!
Either I’m still feeling the after effects of Mike Parson’s butt sweat fumes or….
IT’S TIME FOR THE 12 PACK TUESDAY HEEEROOOOOO OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
*all screams provided by Olin Ezra
So let me lay out a scenario for you. You are in a car with your friend. You’ve had a few, they’ve had a few and you are driving home together. Now as you are easin’ on down the road you see that you have passed a cop on the side of the road, who upon seeing your car pulls out and begins to slowly follow you. They haven’t hit their lights they are only following you. What do you do hot shot?
The Panel was asked 2 separate questions; Olin and Drew were the drivers/ The Force and Sam were the passengers.
Olin: “roll down the windows, lower the music, and place my hands at 10 and 2. Then commence shitting my pants.”
Drew Parfitt: “same as Olin and yeah this sucks”
The Force: “sit back and laugh at you getting pulled over for being dumb.”
Sam: “yeah, roll down a window and smoke cuz it might be your last.”
Well our heroes had grander plans. Vanessa and Steffany Miranda of MonroeCounty…………..Florida (ha!) decided that swerving erratically, braking and accelerating were much better ideas. When that didn’t work they stopped the car dead in the middle of the road and swapped seats while remaining in the car. Because that looks natural and easy. The police pulled them over and now both sisters Vanessa (24) and Steffany (18) face DUI charges and I’m betting an MIP and Contributing To The Delinquency of a Minor…wait it’s Florida. People contribute to the Delinquency of a Minor like every day there.
Oh the days of youth so sexxxy and stupid.
I have noticed a big push in 1990’s nostalgia in the media, namely movies and music and the internet, so I decided to square off summer jams from 1992 against summer jams of 2012 to see who would win. Not gonna lie, the room was kind of one sided as we were all born in the early 80’s but 2012 had some good tracks…
Number 10: “Whistle” by Flo Rida vs. “November Rain” by Guns N Roses
Landslide victory for GnR. Seriously that song/video was basically played 3 times and hour on MTV for 3 years running.
Number 9: “Starships” by Nicki Minaj vs. “Life Is A Highway” by Tom Cochrane
1992 in another landslide victory! I was the only one to pick Starships…mostly for tha booty
Number 8: “Titanium” by David Guetta vs. “This Used To Be My Playground” by Madonna.
A close call but Madonna won out against a guy nobody knew
Number 7: “We Are Young” by fun. vs. “Just Another Day” by Jon Secada
2012 wins!!!!! And who the fuck is Jon Secada?
Number 6: “Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus vs. “Where Have You Been” by Rihanna
I think Billy Ray won over the protests of The Force and her hatred of Disney dads
Number 5: “lights” by Elle Goulding vs. “Under The Bridge” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a partner/ sometimes I feel like my only friend….yes we did have a sing-along
Due to time constraints we had to skip here to number 1 but I’ll give you the full list here
Number 4: “Wide Awake” by katy Perry vs. “I’ll Be There” by Mariah Carey
The epic battle of Tay-tays versus Hella Back Ass
Number 3: Somebody That I Used To Know” by Gotye vs. Baby Baby Baby” by TLC
2012 wins again!!!!!!!! Different story if the song was “Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg”.
Number 2: “Payphone” by Maroon 5 vs. “End Of The Road” by Boys II Men
Let’s see whiny white guy versus black dudes in harmony? Never had a chance Maroon 5
Number 1: “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Whatsherface vs. “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-lot
Fucking Landslide for 1992. 1992 put on it’s unitard and Greco-roman wrestled 2012 into a rear naked choke converted that into a northern light suplex, rolled that into a release german suplex, hopped on the turnbuckle and landed a 5 star frog splash and then threw on a Texas cloverleaf submission….ouch
We haven’t seen Drew Parfitt on the Tudies since late last summer and it was great to have him on again. Olin told us Drew had a huge announcement and then proceeded to give us crazy eyes when we asked what it was. I knew it had to be big for him to not disclose to us what it was. Drew dropped a big fucking announcement. So big I can’t tell you what it is in type. Seriously, go listen to the episode. Drew opened up a big part of his life on the show and his announcement isn’t mine to tell you here. Go listen to the episode. This isn’t a cheap ploy where you are going to listen and hear Drew talk about how isn’t going to wear socks anymore. A man bared a piece of his soul on our show and it was an honor to be present and a part of it.
Not joking, being serious, probably for the 1st time ever,
James T. Poling
Jonny Reinhardt from See The Muzic News & TapDetroit.com got a chance to sit down with Dan Estrin from Hoobastank and recorded this killer interview! Click play below to hear it or click download to save it to your device!
Hoobastank, along with Lit, Alien Ant Farm, Fuel & Kaleido a 5 peice Rock/Pop band from Detroit, are set to tear up The Macomb Theatre this July 25.
Coded Transmission. Resistance is futile, enlighten your alignment.
-Cervantess of The Resistance
Tap Top Ten for 06/23/13
1. Bulletproof Snow – This Emptiness – (2)
2. SHOCK WAVE – Bullet Train – (3)
3. Chrome Mollie (facebook.com/chrome.mollie) – Free Me – (5)
4. Sick Smile – Status Update – (4)
5. Butcher Brown w/ K.Holley – With A Glass of Wine – (D)
6. Mary Jane’s Pride – Pinebox Letter (9)
7. Chaos Rains – My Disease – (10)
8. Like A Storm – Love the Way You Hate Me – (1)
9. SHUDDER – Change (9)
10. My Perfect Nightmare – Break Me – (7)
Thanks For voting!!!! Would you like your name on this list??? E-mail TopTen@tapdetroit.com or comment on today’s voting post!!!Have a great week!